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Ich komme, ich weiß nicht woher,
ich bin, ich weiß nicht was,
ich gehe, ich weiß nicht wohin,
mich wundert's, dass ich so glücklich bin.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

This World Cup is working out like WW2 - France has forfeited, the USA turned up late, and England is left to fight the Germans!

(just read somewhere on the internet)

Solange Menschen denken, dass Tiere nicht fühlen, müssen Tiere fühlen, dass Menschen nicht denken.

Pictures taken from the observation deck of the Main tower.

I have got a new t-shirt.

What are some things in porn that annoy you?

I really hate it when the sex scenes interrupt the story. Is this guy going to fix the sink or what?

(source)

These two pictures show the airfield of the former Tempelhof airport on a Sunday morning. Tempelhof was opened for public use some weeks ago and is now the biggest park in Berlin.

The area is huge and in the morning hours, when there are only a few people on the way, it feels like you are alone on the airport field. I live just five minutes from there and my plan for the summer months is to go inline skating before breakfast each day of the week in order to start each and every day with something I really like.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

(by John Hodge)

A big city lawyer went duck hunting out in the country. He'd be out since the crack of dawn and hadn't seen a thing. Finally he sees a solitary duck. He quickly takes aim and drops the duck, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence to collect the duck, a big, burly good ole' boy drives up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The lawyer replied, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field. Now I'm going in to retrieve it."

The country boy looked the lawyer in the eyes and stated firmly, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The lawyer huffed angrily, "I've been out here all damn day and haven't seen a thing. I finally see this duck, shoot it, and now I'm going to get it."

The country boy smiled. "You're not getting this duck. But I tell you what, I'm a reasonable man. We'll settle this disagreement the country way."

The lawyer asked, "What's the country way?"

The country boy answered, "Well, we take turns kicking each other in the balls, and the first person to give up wins."

By this time the city guy was furious. "Fine, let's do this!"

"Well, since it is my property, I get to go first." said the farmer. He walked up to the city guy and just nailed him in the nuts. The city guy rolls around on the ground for about fifteen minutes in pure agony.

The city guy summons every bit of his will, wipes away the tears in his eyes, and manages to get to his feet. "Okay you country bumpkin, now it's my turn."

The country boy looked at the city guy and said, "Aww, you can have the duck."

Time doesn't exist. Clocks exist.

(source)

Each time I have the chance to be in London, I try to visit the great Saatchi gallery. Last time I was there it showed contemporary chinese art, last weekend I saw the following.

Somehow this installation remembered me on the movie "Donnie Darko".

This picture is called "Pink Cher".

This picture was called "Politics".

It takes a while till you realize that these guys are no regular visitors. From afar it really looked like some gallery visitors were paying attention to something in the corner.

The last two pictures show a room whose ground was filled with oil. The symmetric reflections made this room really mind-blowing.