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mixing up google and facebook

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:43:49 +0200

Lightning

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:00:26 +0200

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James Thiérrée

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:17:05 +0200

This is incredibly beautiful and aesthetic.

Bogus Blimp

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Thu, 10 May 2012 20:24:27 +0200

One of my favorite bands and records.

Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Bieber

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:50:18 +0200

London - Londoff

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:54:15 +0200

candy apple prank

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:53:23 +0200

same height party

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:49:44 +0200

A woman was in a coma...

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Tue, 08 May 2012 17:35:43 +0200

...being cared for by the Intensive Care nursing staff who noticed a little reaction on the vital
signs monitor as they washed between her legs during a sponge bath.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement on the monitor.

As soon as they realised what had happened they went straight to her husband and told him: This may not work, but, maybe some oral sex could bring your wife out of the coma.

The husband remained skeptical, but he finally let himself be convinced.

The nurses took him to his wife’s room and explained that they would leave them alone so they could have more privacy, but would be checking her vitals in the other room for any reaction.

After a few minutes the monitor’s alarm goes off and she flatlines –no pulse, no heartbeat, nothing!

The nurses run into the room desperate to help the woman and see what went wrong, asking the husband, what happened?!?

The husband: "I don’t know… I think she choked…"

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street art

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:29:41 +0200

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weather forecast

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Mon, 07 May 2012 11:26:13 +0200

The chief of a tribe in Mexico dies. His son is now the chief. Since he never learned the ways of his forefathers to predict winters, when he gets asked what should the tribe do, he just tells them to collect firewood. He then goes to the National Weather Station in Mexico and asks them how bad winter is going to be. They tell him; "It looks like it will be pretty bad". Shocked, he goes back to his tribe and tells them to gather more firewood. He goes back to the weather station and asks them again if winter will be bad. They answer, "It is going to be one of the worst winters in a decade." The Chief goes back to the village and tells them to gather more firewood. Then he goes for a third time to the weather station and asks them again, "will the winter be bad?" They respond, "It will be the worst winter in a century."
The chief asks them, "How do you know winter will be that bad?"
They answer, "Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

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ein Stück Nouveau Cirque

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Fri, 04 May 2012 23:44:28 +0200

Hab' ich live gesehen. Sehr beeindruckend!

Herrenwitz

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Thu, 03 May 2012 21:04:32 +0200

One party - two outcomes

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Wed, 02 May 2012 16:52:17 +0200

playing outside

nospam@example.com (Sebastian Schenker) — Tue, 01 May 2012 21:13:59 +0200